Whatch'u talkin bout Willis!

Here is a random post.  My buddy sent me this picture a couple of years ago.  Apparently the famous actor had a fairly short stint working in the call center of my friend's company.  He was let go soon after this pic.  Too bad, I would have let him work as long as he said, "Whatch'u talkin bout Willis" when he came to work every morning.  I am sure he would have loved that.  RIP Mr. Coleman!

Ride Restrictions

Man Enough?

I have heard of height restrictions for amusement park rides, but this is a new one.  Not exactly sure what the sign is tryng to tell me.  Perhaps cups are required on this ride.

Bella, may the force be with you?

So I broke down and surprised my wife with tickets to Eclipse.  Everyone told me it was action packed and much better than the previous two Twighlight movies.  Action?!  I am sure you have seen the joke going around about how Eclipse is like a soccer game, blah, blah, blah.  Ya, that is the only thing close to action, and it wasn't Edward and Jake didn't even come close.  As far as it being better than the previous two episodes in this series...wow, I am so glad I didn't see them.  I can't imagine how terrible they must be if the latest installment is much better.  That being said, my gesture of taking my wife worked out well for me in the end.

To the point of this post.  As I was watching Sharkboy (Jake, yes he is indeed the same actor from Shark Boy and Lava Girl) declare he would love Bella until her heart stopped beating, I thought to myself, I have seen this before.  Well Star Wars fans, you can rip Twighlight no more.

Exhibit A:  (Please tell me you can't see Jake, Eddie and Bella delivering these lines with the same gusto)

For the record, Molotov is Team Alice!!

In honor of the release of the new Twilight Movie, an oldie but a goody! 

Bettahavemymoney!!

Not much needs to be said about the following website we came across.  Ronney, if you are out there, she is hunting you down!  www.ronneyjenkins.com

Text from site:

March 20, 2005
Former celebrated NFL kick returner, and now Canadian Football Leaguer Ronney Jenkins, has failed to pay me back the $2,380.24 I lent him while he was left broke between his disgraceful dismissal from the Oakland Raiders, and his subsequent pre-season cut from the New Orleans Saints. (Where he blew the money he received from his stint with the San Diego chargers, and the juicy tidbits that occured during our sordid relationship last summer, I will save for my memoirs if that's what it will take.) After several futile attempts to collect my money, he has left me two choices. I can either drag it through the court system (which, as he has said, he would make difficult for me as he would intentionally not return to the U.S. to avoid being served), or I can take it upon myself to be creative.
I have chosen the latter.
Thus, this deadbeat's domain name, "www.ronneyjenkins.com", is now for sale for exactly $2,380.24.... (US dollars of course, not including tax). I accept PayPal.
Contact me when you're ready to buy: bettahavemymoney@gmail.com

Blogging Virgins!

So we are new to this whole blogging scene.  Someone told us about Wobble over Wednsday , so hopefully someone will be our first follower.

Don't you wish your boyfriend was an A**hole like me?

Ever wonder why some girls always land the guys that are DBags? I have. I just assumed it was because there are women who like a man who can relate to what it feels like to get waxed, or that they are such hard workers--going door-to-door selling for that summer sales company. I've been baffled that girls would do anything for a ride in the jacked-up truck (despite not being able to climb into them by themselves)--not seeming to care that it will likely get repoed before the summer's end... This is one of the great mysteries of life. How do some girls always land the A**holes? Well, I have found the answer, The Complete A**Holes guide to Handling Chicks. I wonder if there are window stickers of the cover art in the back of the book, with wings of course.

[Side note: I seriously saw the truck described above today. Really? I will post pictures of it soon.]