Bella, may the force be with you?

So I broke down and surprised my wife with tickets to Eclipse.  Everyone told me it was action packed and much better than the previous two Twighlight movies.  Action?!  I am sure you have seen the joke going around about how Eclipse is like a soccer game, blah, blah, blah.  Ya, that is the only thing close to action, and it wasn't Edward and Jake didn't even come close.  As far as it being better than the previous two episodes in this series...wow, I am so glad I didn't see them.  I can't imagine how terrible they must be if the latest installment is much better.  That being said, my gesture of taking my wife worked out well for me in the end.

To the point of this post.  As I was watching Sharkboy (Jake, yes he is indeed the same actor from Shark Boy and Lava Girl) declare he would love Bella until her heart stopped beating, I thought to myself, I have seen this before.  Well Star Wars fans, you can rip Twighlight no more.

Exhibit A:  (Please tell me you can't see Jake, Eddie and Bella delivering these lines with the same gusto)