Molotov: Wife caught him staring at the lights....
Sledge: Maybe she was annoyed at his constantly changing bulbs that weren't burned out
Molotov: They don't look flushmount to me, either.... more like 34c
Stankyleg: "Hey Honey, did you hear that Home Depot picked up a sponsor kind of like the Martha Stewart line? This one is called the Juggs Judy Collection..."
Molotov: It looks like it must have been cold when they took the picture