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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Don't you wish your boyfriend was an A**hole like me?

Ever wonder why some girls always land the guys that are DBags? I have. I just assumed it was because there are women who like a man who can relate to what it feels like to get waxed, or that they are such hard workers--going door-to-door selling for that summer sales company. I've been baffled that girls would do anything for a ride in the jacked-up truck (despite not being able to climb into them by themselves)--not seeming to care that it will likely get repoed before the summer's end... This is one of the great mysteries of life. How do some girls always land the A**holes? Well, I have found the answer, The Complete A**Holes guide to Handling Chicks. I wonder if there are window stickers of the cover art in the back of the book, with wings of course.




[Side note: I seriously saw the truck described above today. Really? I will post pictures of it soon.]

7 comments:

Sledge said...

I'm guessing Dan "In-dante" and "Karl Marks" are not the authors real names...

Molotov said...

The follow up book could be titled, "An A** Guide to getting out of child support"

Sledge said...

I like how it's not "guide to GETTING chicks", but rather "HANDLING", hahaha

deanna said...

I think I dated the boy who wrote that book. wait...
xoxoxo

Cadence said...

I really wonder about the type of people who buy this and try to take actual advice from it. I can't imagine it works out well for them in the long run.

Donda said...

Umm the cover art is on the mud flaps of the truck belonging to some greasy lounge lizard named Art.

crackersin said...

Hey every gal likes a ride (in the truck ;) of an -a-hole...why? It's simple...it feels wrong, it pisses of parents, it makes you realize how much 'better' you are then that jerk off, and we like the way he looks up our skirt when he's 'helpin' us in that big truck! What would the world be w/out the -a-hole...? At least 90% of the time we don't marry that type...we just use him and get the rush and power off that...it can last for years!

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